Thursday, July 12, 2007

Scrapbooking ALL afternoon!

I am off to scrap at a friends all day and then the doodling class at SG tonight. I need to get to the gym before I head out to Jean's house though, so I need to scoot! I hope you aren't offended by this joke; I thought it was cute, funny, and very quick-witted! I wish I could think as fast as that stewardess! lol

A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes.
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me" the boy said, "Yes, she did...."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

8 comments:

  1. too funny! i'm glad you remembered about the class...i just sent you a reminder.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Crack me up!!! That is one of the funniest jokes I have heard in quite some time:) I am in the hospital room with my mom, who is asleep on morphene, and I almost laughed very loudly!!! By the way, you suck for having such a scappy day!!! Just kidding, I am only jealous. I hope you got lots accomplished.

    ReplyDelete
  3. LOL The fact that you almost laughed too loudly made me laugh again!!!
    We did more talking than scrappin' today, but I am going back tomorrow for a full day again!

    ReplyDelete
  4. I tried out the cat's eye chalk ink pad today, and loved it!! I used the lt blue one on the Griff peek-a-boo page journaling, and also used the buff/coffee type color to stamp "ruff n tuff" on that circle for the no shirt, no shoes page. It looks good!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Cool! Maybe you'll take a pic of the final product and post it on your long-overdue blog! LOLOL please?

    ReplyDelete
  6. That joke was GREAT!!! I'm going to have to remember that one.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Cool! I'm so glad no one was offended, at least no one that let me know about it!

    ReplyDelete